## Introducing Rfiglet: ASCII logos from the comfort of R

The Rfiglet Package For those who don't know what figlet is, it's a command line utility for creating ascii logos.  Rfiglet, therefore, is a set of R bindings for figlet. Works about like you would expect: There are over 150 fonts available, and you can see an example of each one in this Rfiglet package vignette. We can even use our ascii art with another ascii package that emulates Read more >>

## A New Use for Pipes in R: Forkbombs

Almost 3 years ago, I wrote about how to forkbomb with R. A quick recap is that a forkbomb is a low-tier, malicious misuse of a system; sort of a "baby's first denial of service". The idea is that you write a program that will start an entirely new copy of itself each time it is executed. Executing it will quickly gobble up all available resources, generally locking up the system. Naturally this Read more >>

## "F-bombs" in GitHub Commits (warning: contains profanity)

Warning: this post contains profanity...arguably excessive amounts of it.  If you are a humorless no-fun, you are recommended to proceed no further. Seriously though, the title is quite descriptive of the content of this post.  If you are offended by the use of such language, or if your boss is likely to come peering over your shoulder soon, I don't recommend you proceed.   "F-Bombs" Read more >>

## Advanced R Profiling with pbdPAPI

R has some extremely useful utilities for profiling, such as system.time(), Rprof(), the often overlooked tracemem(), and the rbenchmark package. But if you want more than just simple timings of code execution, you will mostly have to look elsewhere. One of the best sources for profiling data is hardware performance counters, available in most modern hardware. This data can be invaluable to understanding Read more >>

## Modern Applied Statistics in R'lyeh

So you've probably heard of King James Programming; if not, you should check it out because it's great. A quick summary is that someone took the King James Bible and Sussman's Structure and Interpretation of Computer Programs (SICP) and used an n-gram babbler to generate new sentences that combine the texts in amusing ways. The generator itself is a Markov Chain, which has a very special place in my Read more >>

## Searching an R Function's Source Code

This is not nearly as interesting as it might first sound, but every function in R contains R code; this is true of core R code as well as extension packages. Sometimes the R code is just a very shallow wrapper around some compiled code, such as in sum() and is.null(). Other times, as in lm.fit(), there is a vast expanse of R code. It's easy enough to print this source code; simply type in the Read more >>

For some reason, a relatively uninteresting observation of Ramanujan has become a bit of an internet celebrity among factoids lately.  Someone who's out to generate link bait makes a post stating that $latex 1+2+3+\dots = \frac{-1}{12}$ Now look.  I appreciate trolling as much as the next jerk, but people who really ought to know better are getting tricked by this.  In the usual sense of convergence, Read more >>